Listen to Preppy; He Knows What He's Talking About

Flaming queer: What you whiteboys don't realize is that the foreskin is not a chew toy. Maybe a little biting is OK, but don't go down on it like a stick of Trident.
Preppy queer: This is totally going to end up on Overheard if you don't quiet down.
Flaming queer: I'm Puerto Rican; we're a loud people. It's all of the drums.

--Candle Bar, Amsterdam Avenue