Guy on cell: Dude, I’m looking in a mirror right now, and I’m really hot. Seriously though, do you think I’m really hot or just average?…But you haven’t seen me since I got rid of my hair… –North Six, Williamsburg Drunk guy: Yeah, she’s a model. Anybody that pretty has a 6 pound dog, she’s a model. –Chelsea Piers Overheard by: Diane Chick on cell: I don’t know if it’s his complete lack of direction in life or his total depression, but I find him like soooo freaking hot. –110th & Broadway Overheard by: djlindee