Wednesday One-liners Stand Behind the White Line

Black man: What is that, a raincoat? You should hang onto that. You never know when it might come back into style.

--M15 bus


Overheard by: Palaverist


Driver: Step allll the way in the back please! All the way in the back! There's some cheese and crackers there.

--M42 bus


Overheard by: Vas Sloutchevsky


Puerto Rican chick: That mothafucka's crazy. I ain't puttin' that in my butt.

--B46 bus


Overheard by: Jennifer Hess