Black kid: He don’t know if he’s a fag, man. He’s at that time, you know, your body’s changing.


–Chambers Street station


Twink: Why does every gay bar smell the same?

–Urge, 2nd Avenue


Overheard by: Scott Anderson


Lesbian: Then I had an epiphany: I realized I had a mullet. And I started to cry.


–17th & 6th


Dramasexual: Do you want to come up to my place and “ease on down the road”?


–1/9 train


Queer: Oh my gawd that dawg looks just like my Janet (I named her after Janet Jackson, god bless her). My dawg’s name was Janet, my cat’s name was Janet, Janet Janet Janet! And the cat was a boy, too.


–Union Square dog run


Overheard by: Lisa G.