Guy on cell: …and she says, “If you cheat on me, you’ll die, and go to hell and burn.” So I say, “There’s no way I’m going to hell for a bitch. Cause there’s too many of them!” –Lafayette & Fulton, Brooklyn Construction worker: Yeah man, I just raw dogged her and ditched! –Grand & Ludlow Man on cell: How’s the birthday?…Yeah, big 5-0 for me….Well, I ditched the wife, make more money, and have a 33 year old girlfriend. That’s 50 for ya. –N train Overheard by: Doug Gaeta Guy: Is that her panties or his sock he’s sniffing? –Mary Boone Gallery, W. 24th Street Overheard by: Captive 411 Bike girl on cell: Hey, this is Tammy. Yet again you were in my dream. It involved fucking. Call me back. –Prospect Park Hipster: Nothing says “I love you” like a cactus. –52nd & 9th Overheard by: kath williams