Softball coach: Who’s not here? Who’s ever not here, raise your hand! –Prospect Park Overheard by: Andrea Woman: Some people are idea people but don’t do anything about it, and some people are executioners. –2/3 train Hippie: Yeah, it sucks, he needs a quintuplet bypass! –Red Hook post office Overheard by: Mia Mylet Girl: Well, I’m taking Portuguese this semester, ’cause it’s a requirement to be an accountant. –NYU Bobst Library Overheard by: Greg