Woman: …and he wanted to break up with me so badly, he was like,
“Here, I’ll buy you an apartment!” –Central Park sailboat pond Overheard by: Sarahvb Teen chick: I wouldn’t want to get married because it takes so long to get a divorce! –Rockefeller Park Russian lady: Ya…my mother was lucky. Not many women divorce lawyers. –6 train Lady: Come on, since my fucking boyfriend is a fucking crack head, we are fucking gonna pick up some guys tonight. –Union Square Overheard by: Julia Wright Girl: I’m getting kind of tired of him. He used to be the kind of guy you could go out with and never have to talk. –6 train Guy on cell: …so I can fuck her, but I can’t marry her. See she’s Orthodox, but not Orthodox enough. –Duane Reade, 51st & 3rd Overheard by: Aryeh Jasper Chick on cell: Honey, your boyfriend isn’t a boyfriend. He’s, like, a boyfriend-substitute…He’s, like, the I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter of boyfriends. –Times Square Overheard by: djlindee