Petite woman: Just because you are taller doesn’t mean you are stronger. I have more power in my finger than that broad! One flick from me and she’d be on her ass! –43rd & 6th Guy on cell: I’ve got the dogs. I’ve got your mother’s latte. I’ve got your cappuccino, and I’m willing to go back for a movie but you’ve got to drive me…Hello? Hello? –Park Slope Overheard by: amb Chick: My boss never actually reads her e-mail. I forwarded her a message with someone’s address, but she only read the first line and responded “Where’s the address”? I mean, scroll down bitch! Jeeeeez. –Maiden Lane Overheard by: J Yoga instructor: I am totally never going back to Dop Dop again. They kept telling people I’m really a brunette. –Equinox, 50th Street Girl: And you know what? After having a few accidents, I just decided to wear pads, to let it flow naturally. –College of Staten Island Overheard by: Dr. Ballon Woman on cell: So she says to me, “Oh, you’re so interesting”, and I’m like, “Fuck you, you fucking cunt.” –57th & 5th Overheard by: Heather