Eat, Drink, Wednesday One-liners

British chick: I just solved my lunch problem, because I hate raw cheese.

--27th Street office


Guy: Bitch, you better give me back my donuts or I'll pull out your weave.

--Washington Heights


Overheard by: Vinson Guthreau


Guy: Nothing like going to Chuck E. Cheese to make you start drinking again.

--82nd & Amsterdam


Overheard by: JY


Lady: This is a yuppie McDonald's. It's all middle class people here.

--McDonald's, 47th Street


Overheard by: Christa Bramberger


As a Brooklyn Brewery delivery truck passed a toddler on the sidewalk yelled: I love beer!

--Williamsburg


Overheard by: tee sul


Bartender: If the Burp Castle ever closes it means the death of classical music in New York.

--Burp Castle bar, E. 7th Street


Guy on cell: Is this like that time where Laura told me that cat food was Lucky Charms?

--Penn Station


Overheard by: Cynthia