Wednesday One-liners are Out in the Streets

Hobo: Shit, I'm jus' tryin' ta get me some pussy and a beef sandwich.

--Union Square


Overheard by: Jason K


Old bag lady: I'm looking for some change, some food, or a sexual partner.

--Lafayette & Great Jones


Hobo: I have something to say! I fucked your daughter! And she liked it! And she was tight!

--W. 4th & University


Overheard by: Snezhana Valdman


Hobo: Too many Police investigations stopping you from reaching your destination? I may be homeless, but I got a brain. It may not be a big brain, but it's usingable!

--Staten Island ferry


Overheard by: Joel Guilbert


Hobo: Well, since you won't give me money, one more thing. Has your sister or girlfriend, I don't know who she is, ever told you that bag does not go with that coat?

--45th & 9th


Overheard by: Paul Schellenberg


Drunk hobo: Hey girl! You look like Aretha Franlin! R-E-S-E-C-P-T! R-E-S-E-C-P-T! Give me some respect!

--Union Square


Overheard by: Evan


Hobo: It's 90 degrees out. Why are we wearing clothes? That's mental illness.

--Rockefeller Center station