It Distracts From the Sweet, Sweet Bouquet of Feet

Macy's clerk: Dude, don't do that...Dude, I bent down and you fuckin' farted. Don't do that.
Customer: ...I didn't.
Macy's clerk: Bro, you fuckin' farted in my face when I bent down, I don't want to smell that in here!

--Macy's men's shoes department


Overheard by: Chris Noland