Black woman: This here is Chelsea. It’s where all the rich homosexuals live. –18th Street between 7th & 8th Teenage kid: There are some hot Chinese bitches at this stop, son! –Fulton Street G station Overheard by: Thomas Bugarin Woman: Well, I’m in Soho now… –Union Square Overheard by: Davis McDavis Queer: Oh, I went to Queens once. By accident. I was coming back from La Guardia and the taxi driver said he was taking me on a shortcut. –Starlight, Avenue A Overheard by: Lukas Thug: Next stop: Ghettoville, USA! That’s real America, none of this Japanese-American bullshit. Mmmm…smell that? Smells like the East Village! –A train Guy: This is the new Wall Street Times building. –41st & 8th construction site Man: See, that’s the one. If I was gonna write it a letter, I would begin, “Dear Ugliest Building in New York City”. –Westin Hotel, Times Square Overheard by: Kayla Cagan Guy on cell: Bond Street? It’s north of Houston Street so it’s not in Soho. But I don’t know what the neighborhood is called. –City Hall Park