Wednesday One-liners Are Koo Koo

Hobo: Was it right to be kicked out of a house for being an adult with a child mind? You don't get it, lady. There's a whole house of adults with child minds. Whatever. See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya!

--F train


Queer: He totally has to understand that he's crazy and that those Martha Stewart people are crazy too!

--27th street office


Crazy lady: Well, I think you should give me my musical instruments back because I know that you've been stealing them every day for the last nine years. Yes, I'm sure! I have proof. You see, that's not music. That's not rock and roll. That's just crazy.

--Bedford Avenue station


Overheard by: Greg Rutter


Crazy man: I already told you I don't have no chicken. Besides, I gave you that tree last week.

--54th & 11th


Crazy woman: I've got demons behind me, shit next to me, and the ugly ones in front of me. I need an angel above me.

--World Financial Center


Overheard by: Dr. Ballon


Crazy bag lady: Stay away from the people! Stay away from the idiot Mexicans!

--Union Square


Overheard by: Kaitlen


Suit: ...and I swear to God, man, the whole time? That creepy deaf-mute babysitter from across the hall?...is watching me.

--46th & 8th


Overheard by: ballpeen hammer


Crazy lady: I don't believe this. Pussyass son of a fucking faggot!

--Lexington & 23rd


Hobo: Would someone please tell Courtney Love to get her goddamned dick out of my mouth? Thank you! Would someone please tell Courtney Love to get her goddamned dick out of my mouth? Thank you! Would someone please tell Courtney Love to get her goddamned dick out of my mouth? Thank you!

--19th between 7th & 8th