Russian lady: She loves to travel. Like some people alcoholics? She
loves to travel. –Funayama, Greenwich Avenue Guy on cell: Hey Maria? It’s John…from Biology…Oh, you can’t talk? OK. I love you. Bye. –Washington Square Park Euro chick: No silly, American football is like a girly version of rugby, they have rules and pads. –66th & Lexington Man: Look at all these little bananas! I don’t want none a these. These little bananas are for ladies. –28th & Park fruit stand Woman: You think that the players look at their butts in the mirror to see what we see? –Yankee Stadium bleachers Overheard by: Aryeh Jasper