Guy on cell: Why am I walking around the West Village? Because I was around straight people all day, that’s why. –Jane Street & 8th Avenue Girl on cell inside bathroom stall: I’m not Asian…and I never will be! –Failte, 2nd Avenue between 29th & 30th Overheard by: GSK Latina on cell: Man, I’m Spanish and even I don’t understand Spanish reggae. –Park Slope