Guy #1: Are you on crack?
Guy #2: No…
Guy #1: Man, you’re wearing like five jackets. You’re telling me you’re not on crack? –31st & 8th Man: So I said, “Bitch, I’ll buy you weed, but you want crack go get it yourself!” –125th & Park Woman: I’m not a crackhead. I’m a crack user. There’s a difference. –Smith & 9th station Overheard by: Paul Ford Boy #1: Damn, almost be fallin’ in the tracks.
Boy #2: Dog, you know when you’re on crack you shouldn’t play by the track. –96th Street 6 station Overheard by: Eric Barthels