Never Give Grammy Your Phone Number

Guy on speaker phone: Hello?
Girl: Hi! I'd like to schedule a bikini wax.
Guy on speaker phone: Um, I don't do those professionally. Just sort of as a hobby.
Girl: Oh, ha ha. Well, can I schedule an unprofessional bikini wax?
Guy on speaker phone: I'm not certified. My technique is too controversial.
Girl: Controversy makes me hot.
Guy on speaker phone: Who the hell is this?

--M66 bus