Wednesday One-liners & Missed Connections

Man on pay phone: Maria! I just got out of the doctor's office. They told me I have herpes and I got them from you!

--34th Street station


Overheard by: Cristalle Stutrud


Woman: You wiped your nose with a tissue, held a tissue in the same hand, and then put your hands all over my papers. What'd you think I was going to do?

--Penn Station


Player: Yo, baby. New York's a scary place. How about you hold my hand going down the street and make us both feel better?

--34th & 7th


Fat dude on cell: Girl, take that fucking dildo out of your pussy and talk to me!

--4th Street between 1st & 2nd


Overheard by: Andrea Quijano


Fratboy: Zack is cool, until he starts grabbing my ass.

--Bensonhurst


Crazy man: You know what your problem is? You're not drinking enough milk...from a penis!

--South Street Seaport


Overheard by: Victor Preuninger