Man on pay phone: Maria! I just got out of the doctor’s office. They told me I have herpes and I got them from you! –34th Street station Overheard by: Cristalle Stutrud Woman: You wiped your nose with a tissue, held a tissue in the same hand, and then put your hands all over my papers. What’d you think I was going to do? –Penn Station Player: Yo, baby. New York’s a scary place. How about you hold my hand going down the street and make us both feel better? –34th & 7th Fat dude on cell: Girl, take that fucking dildo out of your pussy and talk to me! –4th Street between 1st & 2nd Overheard by: Andrea Quijano Fratboy: Zack is cool, until he starts grabbing my ass. –Bensonhurst Crazy man: You know what your problem is? You’re not drinking enough milk…from a penis! –South Street Seaport Overheard by: Victor Preuninger