Bus driver: The stop after this will be the next one. We should be arriving in a week to ten days. –M42 bus Overheard by: Dan Alcalde Transit cop: I guess I’ll pretend to do something here. –Queens Plaza station Conductor: Passengers, please do not use your valuables, or your child, to stop the train doors from closing! –1 train Black guy: I got me a ghetto Gold Card, son. It’ll get you on the train, it’ll get you on the bus. –A train Overheard by: Timothy C Loudspeaker: Would anyone that speaks Chinese please report to the Amtrak Information booth in the center of the Terminal? Anyone that speaks Chinese. –Penn Station Overheard by: P. Mills Chick: The cabdriver wouldn’t let us leave the cab unless I showed him
my tits. That is so my away message tomorrow! –LIRR train Overheard by: Steve Carbo Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the delay in landing the aircraft, but the air traffic controller here at LaGuardia is an angry, bitter man. –over LaGuardia Overheard by: Dana Clair