Teen girl: Yeah, and then I woke up in a pool of his vomit. It was awesome. –Bronx Science Overheard by: SammyCat Construction worker on cell: Yeah, she walked right in…Man, I was friggin’ jerking off!…No. She stayed and watched…Of course I’m calling her again. –53rd & Lexington Man on cell: She and I both got diarrhea at 11:00 exactly. I mean, we’re like E.T. and Elliot. –20th & 5th Girl on cell: I’m telling you, watching my boyfriend get head was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen! –F train Overheard by: seraphina