Wednesday One-liners Are Dead

Girl: Oh my gosh! You know what would be awesome? If lightning struck you, and you like got a permanent tan.

--34th & 8th


Overheard by: Glynnis


Woman: These invitations are really important! I mean, not only am I turning 40, but it's a year to the day that I almost died!

--Staples, Union Square


Little girl: Hey Mom, there are dead people here too!

--X1 bus


Irish guy: Oh, what people don't realize is that the Indians are
everywhere. They're sprinkled around everywhere.

--First Prince Copy Center, Prince Street