Queer: Yeah he’d be perfect for you if he wasn’t straight. You both love dogs. –13th & A Girl: So I have, like, this army of lesbians chasing after me, but it’s too bad; I have to tell them I switched back over. –St. Mark’s & 2nd Guy: …sprinkled cocaine in his asshole and snorted it. –18th between 5th & 6th Pretty-boy: She’s like, “So I’m not a tranny just because I can’t afford the hormones?” and I’m like, “Um, yeah”. I mean, it’s my party, I can call you “she” if I want to! –Atlas cafe, Williamsburg Overheard by: emdashes Girl: It’s not because you’re gay…it’s because we’re better than you. –Greenpoint