Hobo: Can anyone help me get something to eat? Please please someone, please, help me out with something to eat?
Woman: Would you like a slice of pizza?
Hobo: Not now, baby! –1 train Overheard by: Susan Volchok Hobo: I need money to get food, and a haircut and an ID.
Guy: You’re gonna use it for drugs.
Hobo: No! I hate that. Why do people yell out “drugs”?
Woman: ’cause you look high. The hobo leaves the car, experiences a moment of l’esprit d’escalier, and returns. Hobo: Well, hello to you miss. –D train