Drunk hobo: Excuse me, sir, do you have Michael Jackson’s phone number? –Central Park Overheard by: alec Girl on cell: Like, how many miles are in a square mile? –Central Park Overheard by: Glynnis Guy on cell: No. You don’t understand. These girls are hungry. Tofu is not going to fucking do it. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Hambone Bootblack Jogger lady: Oh, great, it’s raining. Thanks a lot, God. –Central Park Overheard by: mj Man: That guy’s got a chicken. He’s gonna burn it! Hey man, don’t hurt the animals! He’s gonna burn the chicken! –Tompkins Square Park Overheard by: Alex Romanovich