Hipster girl: She asked me, “Like, when you give your grandmother a bath, do you use bleach?” –Williamsburg Overheard by: Jeremy Dawson White girl: I know, right? If I’m gonna get fucked over, it’s gonna be by a genuine asshole, not by some pussy-ass white boy who’s not even good in bed. –Williamsburg Woman on cell: …is it wrong that I just kind of want to shit all over her whenever she mentions something good happening in her life? –Bedford Avenue station Man: All I ever want to do is hang around my apartment. Nekkid. With money taped all over me. –Montrose Avenue station Overheard by: K.M.