Wednesday One-liners Read in Union Square

Stoner: We're on the verge of a spiritual revolution. It's like Fight Club...but without the violence.

--Union Square


Overheard by: braun bowery


Guy: The fact that bar was full of ugly girls is just ridiculous.

--Union Square


Crazy lady: Fine, stay where you are, Linda! Stay on the streets, stay in the gutter...but put all your stuff away!

--Union Square


Overheard by: Jen


Woman: If I die of malaria, you can have my DVD player.

--Union Square


Lady on cell: ...so what's the difference between the East Village and the West Village?

--Union Square


Overheard by: feitclub


Guy on cell: I didn't throw the lamp at you because I was out of control, I threw the lamp at you because you said I was out of control.

--Union Square


Overheard by: John


Guy: Dude! At least you're getting head. Bad head is better than no head, any day of the week!

--Union Square


Overheard by: Joy Smoker