Hipster: I have so many friends in their 20s who are still virgins! Is “virgin” the new pink? –6 train Hobo: Listen up! I’m not here to beg or ask for money. I’m here to tell you that a flashlight like this one could save your life. There are no promises! Be prepared! Always carry a flashlight and water! –6 train Girlfriend: …and no more talking about economics when you are inside of me… –6 train Overheard by: A