Wednesday One-liners Have Some Class

Chick: This is the same boy who used to lick champagne massage oil off of my naked tits, and now he's writing three page long internet odes to Ronald Reagan?

--171st & Broadway


Overheard by: Djlindee


Girl: Man if I had money, I'd be a classy bitch!

--Mona's, Avenue B


Overheard by: Simon Mason


Guy on cell: I smoke weed, work, go to school, and fuck bitches. That's what I do, man.

--18th between 5th and 6th


Guy: I got a great e-mail from my friend the other day. It said, "Let's steal something. Call me."

--Old Town Bar, 18th Street


Overheard by: LMF


Chick: It's amazing how much more tip you'll get if you let them fondle your nipples for a little.

--Soho party


Suit: You tell him I don't spend $4 million on a piece of shit! You tell him to shut the fuck up...in a nice way.

--38th & 7th


Overheard by: Krados


Man on cell: Fuck you! I have a website you can go to, it's called www.getbitchslappedyoufuckingbitch.com. Or how about www.fuckthisshityoufuckingwhore.net.com?

--54th between 8th & Broadway


Mom: Come on now, we going outside, you can do it there, OK?...He was gonna pee-pee right here on the step. Fuck that!

--137th Street station


Overheard by: Amanda Nazario