Chick: This is the same boy who used to lick champagne massage oil off of my naked tits, and now he’s writing three page long internet odes to Ronald Reagan? –171st & Broadway Overheard by: Djlindee Girl: Man if I had money, I’d be a classy bitch! –Mona’s, Avenue B Overheard by: Simon Mason Guy on cell: I smoke weed, work, go to school, and fuck bitches. That’s what I do, man. –18th between 5th and 6th Guy: I got a great e-mail from my friend the other day. It said, “Let’s steal something. Call me.” –Old Town Bar, 18th Street Overheard by: LMF Chick: It’s amazing how much more tip you’ll get if you let them fondle your nipples for a little. –Soho party Suit: You tell him I don’t spend $4 million on a piece of shit! You tell him to shut the fuck up…in a nice way. –38th & 7th Overheard by: Krados Man on cell: Fuck you! I have a website you can go to, it’s called Or how about –54th between 8th & Broadway Mom: Come on now, we going outside, you can do it there, OK?…He was gonna pee-pee right here on the step. Fuck that! –137th Street station Overheard by: Amanda Nazario