Queer: As my grandmother used to say, you’ve got one fuckable ass. –Marie’s Crisis, Grove Street Overheard by: catherine Hobo: How you doin’? How you doin’? I’m doin’ good. Yeah, you know I’m doin’ good, cause I’m lookin’ good! And you know why I look good? ’cause I clean mah ass! –1 train Overheard by: Alex Valentine NYU chick: All this work is going to fuck me in the ass so much my boyfriend won’t be able to. –Silver Building, Waverly Place Chick: I can’t believe how much he charged me for this disposable camera. I was like, “Why don’t you fuck me up the ass while you’re at it?” –55th & 3rd Overheard by: Rich Mintz Black guy: Damn, it smells like open ass around here. –Canal & Broadway Overheard by: Daniel