Always Complaining About Wednesday One-liners

Lady: I don't like to parallel park...it messes up my hair.

--61st & Madison


Guy: Seriously, you are being ridiculous. You need to calm the fuck down. You still have 2 more stops and what are your expectations with that outfit? Let me off.

--L train


Man on cell: I served lemonade for 6 hours! It wasn't fucking bartending! It sucked!

--61st & 3rd


Chinese chick: Oh, I don't watch baseball. I just recently found out what a home run is. I used to think they would, like, run home, and I was like, what the fuck is the point of that?

--B6 bus


Man on cell: Are you a fucking retard or do you just play one in real life?

--Penn Station


Girl: I don't know why I pay for the internet. The only sites I ever use are Friendster, Craigslist and Overheard In New York and I'll be honest, sometimes they just don't do it for me.

--2 train


Punk chick: ...hate it when my dirt washes off. It keeps me warm.

--St. Mark's between 1st & A


Chick: You're not the one who had to teach a fucking dance class from 9 to 5. I had to teach dance from 9 to 5. And I have to do it again tomorrow. I don't wanna fucking dance anymore. I have tendonitis!

--12th & 3rd


Overheard by: Domi & Rachel