Lady: I don’t like to parallel park…it messes up my hair. –61st & Madison Guy: Seriously, you are being ridiculous. You need to calm the fuck down. You still have 2 more stops and what are your expectations with that outfit? Let me off. –L train Man on cell: I served lemonade for 6 hours! It wasn’t fucking bartending! It sucked! –61st & 3rd Chinese chick: Oh, I don’t watch baseball. I just recently found out what a home run is. I used to think they would, like, run home, and I was like, what the fuck is the point of that? –B6 bus Man on cell: Are you a fucking retard or do you just play one in real life? –Penn Station Girl: I don’t know why I pay for the internet. The only sites I ever use are Friendster, Craigslist and Overheard In New York and I’ll be honest, sometimes they just don’t do it for me. –2 train Punk chick: …hate it when my dirt washes off. It keeps me warm. –St. Mark’s between 1st & A Chick: You’re not the one who had to teach a fucking dance class from 9 to 5. I had to teach dance from 9 to 5. And I have to do it again tomorrow. I don’t wanna fucking dance anymore. I have tendonitis! –12th & 3rd Overheard by: Domi & Rachel