Wednesday One-liners Make the Cut

Woman: This block has the best garbage!

--2nd Avenue & 8th Street


Girl on cell: We've already got plans again for this weekend. I'm really excited about this guy; he's great. He's really driven, really ready to succeed. He's a doctor...No, not in real life, on TV.

--57th & Lexington


Overheard by: Heather


White guy: That wasn't the best day of my life, though. The best day was the day after my birthday when I recoverd my hard drive.

--Astoria party


Overheard by: Noah Starr


Man on cell: I like them shoes with the ruffle. The ones you wore to the Olive Garden that one time.

--Broadway & Prince


Girl: In theory...I was going to end that sentence with, "the dolphins will be OK."

--7 train


Overheard by: Amado Angel


Lady: Well, he's an ex-junkie, an alcoholic, mean-tempered, a practicing bisexual, and he has hepatitus C. But he's a wonderful man and, as guys like that go, he does have great taste in jewelry.

--Midtown office