Girl: I’m warning you in advance, way in advance: don’t get too drunk tonight, you always end up with someone bad. –St. Mark’s Place Woman: …and now I don’t want to even see his feet much less touch them! –72nd & 3rd Overheard by: Nora JetBlue chick: You can’t be dating him, he looks all dyslexic. –JFK Overheard by: Jessica Chick on cell: …and it’s ironic, but the Museum of Sex was like a bad lay: small, and not performing to my expectations. –111th & Broadway Overheard by: Djlindee