Woman on cell: Tell everybody to come to New York and play D&D with me. –Greenpoint Overheard by: Francesca Guy: So what you’re saying is that every event in modern history was
caused by a time-traveling Keanu Reeves? –Chevy’s, Times Square Overheard by: Kenny B Boy on cell: …yeah, I know! So then I said, “Bitch, that’s what you get for messing with a level 5 dragon master!” –C train Overheard by: Lorelai Greenwood Fat lady: You know, I don’t think I would make a good vampire…I don’t like staying up too late. –W. 57th Street office