Wednesday One-liners Have Their Priorities Straight

Three JHS boys pass a woman in a tight t-shirt and mini-skirt talking on her cell. One stares slack-jawed, then says to his buddies: Wow! That was the new Motorola.

--79th Street between Columbus & Amsterdam


Guy: As soon as I get my unemployment check, I'm going to buy a new TV.

--Penn Station


Woman on cell: I lost my sunglasses and I have cancer.

--34th & Madison


Overheard by: Lisa


Boy, 8: Look Mom! I think Daddy likes the Hummer more than you.

--Astoria


Overheard by: Adam Kraemer


Guy on pay phone: I haven't decided if I prefer the smell of fresh urine or stale urine. I'll let you know.

--Hotel Edison, West 47th Street


Guy: I told you what my goal is: to be lazy. 20 years from now, I want to be lazy.

--St. Mark's Place between 2nd & 3rd