Wednesday One-liners Need Relationship Counseling

Black guy: I ain't saying I love her, but I got feelings for the bitch.

--82nd & 2nd


Overheard by: Rick Segall


Fratboy: Fuck the afterlife. I want my 72 virgins now.

--111th & Broadway


Overheard by: Djlindee


Shoplady on phone: Oh, so did she tell you about her sex? Well, she told me...I mean, she's ugly but it's good to know even ugly people can have good imaginary sex.

--Barbara Feinman Millinery, St. Mark's Place


Overheard by: Sarah C


Jamaican lady: We don't fuck for enjoyment, we fuck for love.

--Washington Heights


Guy on cell: You had sex with my sister!...Well was she any good?...Where the hell did she learn that nifty trick?

--Times Square


Guy: Oh, you should come by the soup kitchen I run. There are no homeless people. Only real estate people. I used to go...I would go on Wednesday (snaps fingers) and I'd have a date for Saturday.

--Union Squre theatre


Suit: Marriage is so fucking out in banking right now. I was engaged for a while, just because I wanted to plant my seed, you know. But that didn't work out.

--Wall Street


Overheard by: Black Red Yellow NYC