Wednesday One-liners in: The Dangers of Cell Phones

Woman on cell: Hi honey...yes, I'm fine...I can hear you...stop saying hello to me. I goddammn hate it when you say hello.

--42nd & Madison


Hobo: Hey, miss! Yeah, you! Talkin' on your cell! Don't walk away from me! I see you listenin' to me! Hell, I can hear you listenin' to me!

--43rd & 8th


Woman on cell: Guess where I am....guess where I am!...Hello? Hello? Shit!

--La Baguette, University Place


Overheard by: Matty K