Wednesday One-liners Love Their Sports

Guy: I was never any good at sports...I've watched the Superbowl a few times.

--Flatiron office


Lady on phone: Yeah, they have seat fillers at the Oscars and other award shows, you didn't know that? It's so when they pan over the audience it doesn't look like a Mets game.

--40th Street office


Overheard by: Clay Caviness


Guy: I'm not going to be the only guy at the hockey party holding an apple turnover.

--Broadway & Prince


Overheard by: Christopher Miner