Wednesday One-liners Ain't Talking Without a Lawyer

Guy: Just because I got a felony doesn't mean I'm going to jail.

--outside Kew Gardens Criminal Courthouse


Overheard by: Scott Bee


Man walking down the street with a wooden square around his neck says: I'm an innocent man! I've been framed, I'm tellin' ya!

--Carmine & Bleecker


Black guy: Yo, do y'all got $6? Whoa, whoa, listen, I'm Black but I'm no criminal!

--Penn Station


Overheard by: Erica Gridelli