Those Jews and Their Wednesday One-liners

Asian guy: Are there really this many Israelis in New York?

--61st & 5th


Overheard by: Adam Shprintzen


Tourist girl: What's a knish? I don't know about these flavors. Can I get a plain one?

--Yonah Schimmel's Knishery, Houston Street


White girl: There's really no difference between gay guys and Jewish guys...Just the hat and a little ass-fucking, but other than that they're pretty much the same.

--184th & Bennett


Girl: I don't know if it's an ego thing or what, but Jews really turn me on!

--French Roast Cafe, West 11th Street


Overheard by: Dottie McFarland