Wednesday One-liners Have Questions About NY

Tourist guy: We're staying down on Two Avenue. Now do they say Two Avenue or Second Avenue here?

--Columbus Circle


Overheard by: Chess


Tourist woman: We're in Manhattan, right?

--Times Square


Tourist girl: Can't we like, just call a cab? You know, like, "Hi, we need a cab, pick us up here?"

--42nd between Broadway & 6th


Overheard by: Heather Hunter


Tourist guy: Do they just breed dogs smaller here, or what?

--Broadway & Astor


Overheard by: jillypickle