Tourist guy: We’re staying down on Two Avenue. Now do they say Two Avenue or Second Avenue here? –Columbus Circle Overheard by: Chess Tourist woman: We’re in Manhattan, right? –Times Square Tourist girl: Can’t we like, just call a cab? You know, like, “Hi, we need a cab, pick us up here?” –42nd between Broadway & 6th Overheard by: Heather Hunter Tourist guy: Do they just breed dogs smaller here, or what? –Broadway & Astor Overheard by: jillypickle