Girl #1: Oh my god, I really need to shit so bad, there's no way I can meet him like this!
Girl #2: Go in there, I'm sure they'll let you, you know...
Girl #1: They have cockroaches in there; I'd never put my ass down where there are cockroaches.
Girl #2: But you'd put your ass down where there's cock.
Girl #1: Maybe...but not with so much junk up there right now.
--7th & A