Guy: There’s got to be a hardware store somewhere around here. –Home Depot, 23rd Street Funeral home guy: Drop dead!…motherfucker… –Raccuglia Funeral Home, Carroll Gardens Overheard by: Buffoon Mother: This is the Sistine Chapel. –St. Patrick’s Cathedral Guy on cell: Hey, we’re at the Museum of Natural History right now. –The Met Overheard by: Pri