Tween girl: …when her water broke, she rode her bike to the hospital. How ghetto is that? –B44 bus Lady: They better give me my money back or I’m gonna get 7 on my side! –K-mart, Staten Island Overheard by: tony Store guy on cell: Nah, man I can’t go out tonight! I’m broke! I just paid for an abortion. –Pathmark, Cherry Street Overheard by: Jubie D. Suit: I need to go uptown, where they know the difference between a hot dog and a frankfurter. –The Water Club, E. 23rd Street Overheard by: Dave