Girl on cell: Hey, that’s not fair! If you get to be Mr. Incredible, why am I Jewgirl? –Washington Square Park Guy on cell: Does anyone in Romania have ice cream? –Tompkins Square Park Overheard by: Greg Ashley Woman: Why is it every time a guy beats his dick over the phone it sounds like a helicopter taking off? –20th & 6th Overheard by: phyllis pisacano Girl: what do you call this style of architecture? Ugly road-houses? –Mott Haven Overheard by: yev Guy: Isn’t England a state of the US, like Colorado? –Alt.Coffee, Avenue A Overheard by: dewo Guy flipping through cell: Damn, why the fuck have I only got White people on here? –27th & 7th pizzeria Overheard by: dbrock Fashion girl: How do you start a zoo? Do you buy the animals first or the place to put them? –Conde Nast Building, Times Square Overheard by: Jax Crazy guy: Are your French Fries made with beef? –McDonald’s, 85th & 3rd Overheard by: Marc Cassata Guy: Is it technically depression if you’re depressed because you can’t date a Gap model? –Bryant Park Overheard by: ProcrastYNate