Wednesday One-liners Have Some "Interesting" Beliefs

Old woman: I don't care what the fuck he says, I was a pirate in my last life, and I was on eight pirate ships!

--Williamsburg


Hobo: She was a...Mormon, no, not a Mormon. A Mormon! No, not a Mormon. What's that religion that's against violence? Not a Mormon, not a Mormon...a Quaker! That's right, you know, a Mormon. It's a circle of friends so I could just go in there and say, "Hey, I'm a Jew. I am against violence." And they would wanna be my friends, the Mormons.

--Union Square


Sailor: I can't believe that stripper stole your book.

--44th & 8th


Overheard by: Doug Singer


Girl: I would have been complimented if he'd been fine...but I believe he was homeless.

--21st & 7th


Overheard by: The Radford