Guy: Hey, lady, you need to slow the fuck down…your dog needs to take a fuckin’ dump…just look at his swollen-ass asshole! –Times Square Indian woman on cell: You are a terrible, terrible man. You are a horrible shit of piece. –60th between Lexington & 3rd Overheard by: Navyboy Guy: If she was a dinosaur, she’d be an assaraptus. –Astoria Overheard by: shane matthews Lady on cell: OK, so you know Alisha? She’s Poop’s best friend…yeah, Poop. –77th & Lexington Overheard by: marissa Wife: I’m just saying say, “excuse me.” I ain’t asking you to hold it in or nothing; it’s a natural part of life. I mean, if you need to let it out, let it out. I’m just saying say, “excuse me.” Have some damn manners. We fart, we all fart, but just say, “excuse me.” –Central Park Overheard by: Alex Liebman Guy: I will say this: butts are weird, and fickle. You can put that in your dissertation. –111th between Broadway & Amsterdam Overheard by: djlindee