Wednesday One-liners for the Kiddies

Guy: So, I went on this audition, and they asked me, "Can you juggle and ride a unicycle?". I mean, I can juggle, and I can ride a unicycle, but I can't do both at once, I'm not a skills clown. Basically, my skill is falling. I can fall really well.

--A train


Overheard by: Berit J.


Girl: Mommy, what's the opposite of hair?

--86th & Broadway


Overheard by: Stuart Weisberg


Mom: Don't you know this is the liberry, not the cry-berry?

--The Fordham Library Center


Tween girl: ...and the one Winnie the Pooh had a nice body...

--Bryant Park


Overheard by: Jason B. Schmidt


Guy: ...if my wife and I spit at the kids, nothing happens...but if a llama does they burst into tears.

--53rd & 6th


Overheard by: J-Mo


British guy: Can't be more worse than having a baby every six months.

--116th & Lexington


Boy: Mommy, how many hours are in a mile?

--44th & 8th


Overheard by: BBW